Plastic surgery. The cute boy in my trig class. Anti-aging formulas. Maseratis. How well my wife, Barb, cooks. How to make a lot of money through sensible investments. Women in skimpy but not really pornographic outfits. Minor league baseball. The quest for meaning, which apparently includes wedding packages that include the false eyelashes. Neo-Calvinism. Teen angst and bad (if heartfelt) poetry. Liberalism. Conservatism. Fundamentalist Christianity. Up and coming stars. Washed up stars. How to send Halloween party invitations. Cute children. Homely children whose parents (very fortunately) think they're cute. Hockey goalies. Travel diaries. Asian girls who desperately want to be cool in some ill-defined American way. Transcendant art by people who seem too stupid to create it. The preponderance of irony in quite a few bloggers' lives. Teenagers who hate their skin. People who check in to note that they have nothing to say. Life in New Jersey. Nerdy information technology stuff. Guys who want to sleep with stars. Resources for the microtonal composer. The infestation of polite society by child molesters. Songs to work out to. Logrolling. Hurtling toward thirty. Using a blog to serve the Lord. Private consultations with a witch doctor. Parrots. Wooden porch railings and the superiority thereof. The amazing chameleon.
Hey, if you can't find the answer to your existential questions in one of these, you got a problem, dude.
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